why was ariel so impressed with the fucking fork in the ship “WHATS THIS WOW” are you kidding me your dad swings around a giant glorified golden fork everyday the state mermaid education is in is appalling
maybe she’s impressed that what seems to be super rare in mermaid land is so commonplace in landlubber central.everyone there must be kings! how else can they afford such a grand item - and in mini size too?!
why do straight guys say “no homo” like our species is called homo sapiens we are literally all homo
my girlfriend says ‘no hetero’ whenever she has to use to word ‘straight’ for anything